Words of dread - "Assemble Furniture"

Many older readers will think of MFI and flat pack and drawers and units that fall to pieces after assembly. The view of flat pack was dreadful in the seventies and eighties. Younger readers might have similar views of Ikea. Hours on a Sunday spent trawling around Ikea looking at furniture, constantly thinking,

"How hard will it be to assemble that piece of furniture?"
"How many pieces of furniture do we have to assemble."

The truth is the two words, "assemble furniture" when put together fill many people with dread and tedium. Fortunately this is where we come in, we assemble furniture, yes you heard right, let me say it again louder:-

We Assemble Furniture